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Submitted by Pam Henderson Mt. Olive, AL
If Men Vacuumed
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
Grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer .
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
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