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Submitted by Laurie Gray Ft. Walton, FL
Subject: Who's Your Daddy??
Who's Your Daddy,
The following are all replies that
"father's details". Or putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
Be sure to check out number 11. It takes 1st prize, and number 3 is
runner up.
1. Regarding, the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson.. I am unsure as to the identity of
the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the
same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly
from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I
think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at
unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the
sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to
track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of
the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in
this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's
conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have
cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing
right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look
the same to me.
8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child
B who was also borned at the same time .... Well, I don't have
clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV
rather than going to the party at
have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure
which one made you fart.
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