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Submitted by LM Hawes Leighton, AL
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Watch What You Sing
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are
going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing
whatever hymn that comes to your mind.
The pastor shouted out "CROSS ."
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."
The pastor hollered out "GRACE" The congregation
began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."
The pastor said "POWER" The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."
The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell into
total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old
87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."
