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Submitted by LM Hawes Leighton, AL

A very self-centered college freshman attending a college football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one", the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby
to hear. "We, the young people of today, grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, men walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with high speed processing and...,"
While the student paused to take another drink of beer, the senior citizen took advantage of the break and said:
"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young ........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little snit, what are you doing for the next generation?"

The applause was resounding.. Don't you just love senior citizens!!!!!