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Submitted by LM Hawes Leighton, AL

 

What do retired people do all day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.  Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.  I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a police officer writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"  He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a turd.  He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.  So I called him something worse.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I don't care.  I came into town by bus.  I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.  It's important at my age.

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