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Submitted by LM Hawes Leighton, AL

Quotes from Famous People

Question: If you could live forever,  would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should  not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we  would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would  not live forever,"
Miss Alabamain  the 1994 Miss USAcontest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those  poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd  love to be skinny like that, but
not with all those flies and death and  stuff."

Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills.  If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" 

Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson
for  federal anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major  knee surgery on any other part of my body"

Winston Bennett,  Universityof  Kentuckybasketball  forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country"

Mayor Marion  Barry, Washington,  DC.
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"I'm not going to have some  reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

Hillary  Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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"That  lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm  just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent  mental."

Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's  harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that  are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in  Phoenix." --Dan  Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask  ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca
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"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius  is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Joe Theisman, NFL football  quarterback &sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily  discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk  of failure."

Bill Clinton
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
if there is a change in your circumstances."

Department of  Social Services, Greenville,  South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad  heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it  will monitor their heart throughout the night. And
the next morning,  when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

Mark S. Fowler, FCC  Chairman
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