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Submitted by LM Hawes Leighton, AL

Prison Break

A man escapes from prison, where he'd been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He climbs into the bed, gets on top of the woman, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife:"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him, no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you,too!!!!!"