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Submitted by Debbie Jordan Charleston, SC

GIRLS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA

Three newly-wed men were sitting together in a bar,
bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania,
and he bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do
all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house.
He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Indiana.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the
third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a
huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from South Carolina.
He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye,
enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper