A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
can still find some.  Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop.  "How did you get all that
money?" " Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady.  "You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a lot
of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone  sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20
or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop.  "OK, good luck!  By the way,
what's  in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

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