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Submitted by LM Hawes Leighton, AL

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The Sneeze

They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the
already crowded auditorium  With rich maroon gowns flowing and the
traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt.

Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away
tears.  This class would not pray during the commencements----not by
choice, but because of a recent court ruling prohibiting it.

The principal and several students were careful to stay within the
guidelines allowed by the ruling.  They gave inspirational and challenging
speeches, but no one mentioned divine guidance and no one asked for
blessings on the graduates or their families.

The speeches were nice, but they were routine.....until the final speech
received a standing ovation.

A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone. He stood still and
silent for just a moment, and then, it happened.  All 92 students, every
single one of them, suddenly SNEEZED!!!!

The student on stage simply looked at the audience and said, " GOD BLESS
YOU, each and every one of you!" And he walked off stage...

The audience exploded into applause.  The graduating class found a unique
way to invoke God's blessing on their future with or without the court's approval.

Isn't this a wonderful story? Pass it on to all your friends.........and

             GOD BLESS YOU!!!!

In God We Trust, United We Stand.